Metal Gear 4 SUCKS!!!

I was highly anticipating playing Metal Gear Solid 4. I have been a fan since the original MGS, though no a die hard fan -- to be honest, I got stuck in all three prior Metal Gear Solids and didn't make it through more than half of the game! Is that pathetic?

Anyway, when I saw screenshots, gameplay vids and trailers for MGS4, I immediately became psyched. I didn't even have a PS3 at the time, but I HAD to have one and reserve the game. Now that I've played it, I can say with absolute certainty that METAL GEAR 4 SUCKS BIG TIME! It absolutely sucks ass, blows donkey balls, and is less entertaining than watching a pile of steaming shit decompose!

MGS4 is without a doubt the WORST Metal Gear game, including all the Gameboy games, the card-based games, and the original NES version. In the posts ahead, I'll tell you why MGS4 was such a complete failure and an utter let-down.